God's Help Wanted Ad

(Posted on the internet, June 2, 2017)

(Posted in Jerusalem, 33 AD) 

Help Wanted: Wonderful start-up opportunity to be on the ground level of a new Spiritual venture. Hiring people of all gifts and talents. Leader has stepped away for a while, and wants us to build his church ourselves until he comes back.
 
If you possess the following talents we want to speak with you: A knack for talking to people from all over the world about God in a language they understand; a willingness to bring word of the church’s message (joy, compassion, kindness, empathy) to one’s neighbors and even one’s enemies; a zealous sense of purpose that gets you out of bed each morning; a thirst for justice; the ability to forgive those who persecute you for carrying out the Leader’s message; the willingness to build a church with the most meager of material goods.  
 
Compensation: the love and happiness of the people you introduce to Jesus, and the support and inspiration that the Personnel Director will provide you as a trainee. Sinners welcome. Walking on water not required, but a willingness to heal broken hearts a plus.           M/F EEO.
 
Apply to:        H. Spirit, Personnel Director
                    Upper Room # 1,
                    Pentecost Way, Jerusalem              

Come celebrate the Birthday of the Church this Pentecost Sunday!